By the way: Anyone out there who even suspects they may have contracted Leaky Cruella de Vil, you want to get that shit checked out immediately.

“About to begin jury duty this morning. Slightly concerned about the effectiveness of the “I’m far too busy” excuse this time.”

Wait - is Holden Caulfield even old enough to drive?

This, unfortunately. It looks like a great idea, but I can’t use an app like this these days unless it can live on both the laptop and the phone. (I just spent ages getting my MS Access-based work environment to sync reasonably well with Android, and there’s no going back.)

Well, except for that one guy of course:

Perfect photo is perfect

“Error, persisted in long enough, must be accepted in the language...”

Bring back “oodles!”

By the way Nick, that wasn’t directed at you personally. Sorry for not making that clearer.  (Ran out of coffee this morning.) :o/

I’m wondering if there’s any reason at this point to hope we might dial back on using the “>” symbol to mean “better than?” Since, well, that’s not what it means?

This guy is such an embarrassment. He even looks like Pepe the fucking Frog.

“Is it just me or does she look different— like maybe she had the signature Kardashian filler treatment?”

They’re all the rage.

Those eyebrows! Those lips!
Morph their faces together,
Behold my Aunt Marge.

$50 per bag?! What are they, Gucci peanuts?

That photo of Allison above is compelling. At first I see the look of someone who is lost, wondering how she ended up in this horrible mess. But it could just as easily be, “Why am I being persecuted by these fools?” I wonder which person we’re looking at here.

How many more decades will we be subjected to this same fucking generic pop music product? The same lilting melodies, the same formulaic chord changes, the same “dramatic” rhythmic pauses, over and over and OVER AND OVER??!

That is, uh, quite a remarkable photo.

I voted for Obama twice, don’t have strong feelings about Oprah either way. Some of us don’t have any black friends because we don’t have any real friends of whatever color.  Just sayin’.