I often stated, “One way or the other, Donald Trump eats shit.” This has never changed. My new policy of using the facilities at KFC, then walking out, is so much better than the old, very costly practice of making a purchase while there, that just by the money I save, DONALD TRUMP IS PAYING FOR MY DUMPS!

If it fits on the marquee, it works for me. :o)

Mushroom stains?

Hey, it’s about time Burlington Coat Factory got a little competition, those snug bastards.

Time to smack that freak-out button, Fox News! Ahh-ooo-gaah!!

Every day smells like a private wine and cheese party in my room.

True fact.  It will change your life a little bit.

Cool.

Talk to us about Jesus, TheGentildouche.

Sheeit.  Compared to my Chevy HHR Panel, this thing’s a fishbowl.

If those things would start spinning, then the staff could drive their cars through there.  It would really spruce them up.

Jesus, we are so jaded anymore...

I am thankful for all the good cooks in my family (I am not one of them). Our Thanksgiving stuffing has always been something to look forward to; it holds its own with every other dish on the table.

In lieu of the above, will you accept a Xander Harris Snoopy dance?

He’s starting to resemble one of the doodle pages from my notebooks in high school.

I bet that still Gins-burns.

So, 2 new hobbies?

Had to log in just to star that.

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