Hee! All this needs is some teeny tiny cell phones.

Sadly, Donna Douglas was not available.

He is a drunk, and a liar. And he’s also a devout Catholic.

Take your damn star.

This jumped out at me too. The alcohol-fueled rages are bad enough, but the sober ones are even scarier.

Here’s a topical tune from back in the day when that Dan Quayle thing was a thing.

“(A real-life thing that was afflicted upon our long-suffering Candice Bergen.)“

Thanks for your reply.  I apologize for being insensitive.  Next time I’ll think awhile longer before I start typing.

Right now I can’t help but think that the large majority of politicians accused of various sexual misconduct seem to be Republicans. I don’t doubt that my bias is skewing my viewpoint to some degree, but that’s sure as hell how it looks to me these days.

There’s definitely something about these damn “Your Speed” things that can bring out the juvenile delinquent in a person. I’ve always tried to be a safe driver (at least since my teenage years), and yet, even I find myself trying to top my score at the local radar sign. At age 61. In my shitty little 2.2L HHR.

Wow! Thanks for the reminder. Y’now, with this whirlwind of current events, I had forgotten that BEN CARSON IS COMPLETELY OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND.

By the way, Bill Maher cribbed your joke tonight:

Logged in to star this. :o)

“...I’M THE ASSHOLE IN THIS SCENARIO.”

Pessimist me says: This is going nowhere. It’ll be gone in a coupla days.

Teenage dork me had my first huge crush on this girl at my high school. One night at a party, I talked her into going for a drive with me, during which I scraped up all my courage and revealed my feelings for her. She explained that she’d just discovered she was pregnant (at age 15). So, not really in the mood for my…

The location of that cup holder displays a certain contempt for the American market. “Yeah, here’s your fucking cup holder, you bunch of slobs.”

If you play this backwards, you can clearly hear:

Bring on the remixes!

What is “oped?” Is it the opposite of “noped?” Because if it isn’t, it should be.