Fuck Steve Bannon right in the ear.

I wish somebody had kicked this guy in the balls as soon as he flashed that shirt.

Delightfully random, and yet right on target. More stars, please.

Why do I keep fuckin’ up?

Ouch that’s my nose!
Ouch that’s my nose!
Ouch that’s my nose!

Hugs are very nice
Sex can be complicated
Kissing is perfect.

“The Containment Unit has been opened. The ghouls are free.”

This needs waay more stars.

Nah, I just went ahead and scheduled a partial colonoscopy.  That’ll get to the bottom of it.

I get the feeling that Glen Frey’s dad was one mean dude.

“I love President Trump, who is a fearless American hero, and continue to support him one hundred percent.”

Okay but, that one didn’t have the cute secret-handshake-with-the-British-butler scene. (Or did it? Can’t remember.)

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Dammit, you made me log in just to star that.

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I saw this described once as a “Venusian Princess” look.  That sounds about right.

I will never not star this wonderful clip.

I would postulate that Manafort sees himself as a magnificent, intimidating bird, but I guess that’s kind of ostrich.

God DAMN it with these rich people already.  Fuck ‘em all right in the ear.

Most of my little friends didn’t understand the distinction with my dad either. They thought “adult” and “adulterer” meant the same thing.