OH my goodness.

“It takes more than a dick to make a gorgeous man”

Yes yes. I just started wearing cargo shorts last summer, and not one of my countless pockets has a single fuck in it.

Yeah, you’re probably right. Maybe he had “Sledgehammer” or something bangin’ in the ‘buds, and just forgot where he was for a sec. :o)

At this point I would expect nothing more from Baby Mussolini.

So... What is up with this, I’m wondering.

Regarding the large, pink, lukewarm douchebag shown above, I’m also thinking that someone must be giving these little boys advice on how to make their faces as punchable as possible, for a better shot at “martyrdom.” That’s the only plausible explanation I can work out for what’s going on in that photo.

Toxic foam! That is awesome.

Actually, please don’t worry much about my opinion. I’m a cynical old bastard, especially when it comes to contemporary music. I probably shouldn’t even be hanging around here.

This right here.  Stop pissing on your hands and VOTE, god damn it.

I chuckle to think about all those Harley-straddling Trump-fluffers out there who are now faced with a perplexing moral choice between their two favorite big stupid noisemakers.

She’ll always need a booster seat, though. :o)

Bolt-on fender flares are an abomination, and I’ve never seen a more tragic example. That car was perfectly gorgeous, and now it looks like a cheap kid’s toy.

As long as all you nasty motherfuckers remember to VOTE, I don’t care who or what you piss on.

Wow. I assumed that she was dismissed from her internship for this. Glad to hear otherwise. I hope the police referral thing is just a formality.

I’m not familiar with the layout there, but isn’t it possible that she might have seen him from her location (and vice versa) before we did, at the camera location?

Yeeoww!! You win - I got to go to the kindly old doctor, who hit it up with some Novocaine first. (Of course he did have to cut half of my thumbnail off to get to it all.)  =0

Came here to post that. Somewhat concerned about those, uh, panda parts.

It just looks bigger because he’s so skinny.  I, uh, know someone who is a good converse example of this phenomenon.

You’re right about this.  People need to remember that what you need to get through life is not always the same thing you need to get through death.