If you look to your right, that’s my pancreas sitting a couple of barstools down (right in front of the pretzel bowl).

Peonies are tough as hell, too.

Hahaha!!!

“...But if he’s still wearing that in twenty years...? Yikes.”

Rather than the two faces, I choose to see the goblet in the classic illusion pictured above. As an optimist, I also imagine the goblet as being half-full of E coli.

“Rubber ducky, you’re the one
You’re chock-full of bacteriums
Rubber ducky, I’m disillusioned
With yooou...”

“...the engine and shift speeds have been synchronized for a “no shock, very smooth” shift action.”

Please, for the love of Little Baby Jesus, please don’t give Abby Lee Miller another TV show. That is one objectively horrible human being.

The beard & glasses remind me of that Joaquin Phoenix nonsense awhile back, buut... I don’t think that’s what’s going on here.

Wow, that mural is wonderful too! Thanks for the pic.

Davenport, IA showed up in the middle of a snowstorm!

For the sake of Christ Almighty, would someone please explain to me these fucking ludicrous BALL-LENGTH NECKTIES on this mouth-breathing imbecile. What in the name of holy fuck is going on with that.

That loud KNOCK you just heard was the pendulum, after swinging a bit too vigorously in the opposite direction and banging against the inside of the clock. Hopefully after another cycle or two, we’ll settle into a fresh new rhythm.

Jesus - why had this not occurred to me before. It’s so obvious now.

Hell yes! Anya knows what time it is.

Let’s snatch victory from the bowels of defeat, America!

Not for nuthin, but your nick is how my cousin used to say “Popeye” when we were 4-year-olds watching cartoons on TV, so thanks for the memories. :o)

Oops, sorry. Glimmer is about a young woman who has just entered college, and for various reasons is slowly spiraling into a nervous breakdown. :o/

Rereading Glimmer by Annie Waters (I don’t get out much).