Yeah, this whole “I’ll show you - I’ll write a tell-all book!” thing is a bit tackier than I was expecting from this guy. My bad, I guess.

I was gonna star your post until I saw this! Hee!

“Sometimes the ‘base’ just needs to pull their panties out of their asscrack...”

I’d agree that Democrats are getting their shit together, but we’re still a couple of stops away from “have gotten.”

Yes. “Normal” has reached a terrible place as pornography has become steadily more violent and misogynistic over the years. I’m sure the producers would argue that this is driven by customer demand, but I can’t believe that’s the whole story. There could be many other factors - hell, they could just be trying to outdo…

This is silly as hell.

Ah, I see it now. Guess I shoulda zoomed in a little, before deploying my Microsoft Paint Ninja skilz.

Also: I want to know the story of the missing phallic symbol on the table:

“...trump has appointed more women to senior-level government and campaign positions than previous administrations.”

There’s not a doubt in my mind that the little shit who keyed my car a few weeks ago is an avid video gamer. That’s all the proof I need.

Yes, in our area the once-mighty Mannequin Sanitizers Local 321 is just a fading memory.

Hee! MoviePass will learn bupkis from me too. I love my living room theater.

Yoou kids these days, with your electrodes and your prolapses... When I was a lad, we had the 1972 JC Penney catalog and we liked it!

Just because:

Sorry for the snark, I misread your previous intent.

Oops, sorry. Didn’t realize you’re kind of an asshole. My bad.

“They might have destroyed a lot of the evidence, but most of these people are deeply stupid.”

Yeah, this show has such a wealth of resources at its disposal. Dunno why the product is so frequently disappointing. I know comedy is hard, but some of this stuff is pretty obvious by now.

Thank you, and I’m sorry to hear of your loss. I’ve been by myself most of my adult life, and I can’t even imagine what it would be like to lose a partner like that.