A noble aspiration, but you still gotta get past voir dire, which seems to be used these days mainly to weed out the smart ones.

Yes! Saw Al with Return to Forever back in the 70s, wonderful show.

Nicely done!

Holy crap, that was awesome. :oD

The Bicycle Queef !

May your belief in Queef never falter, Juan!

Here’s one of my summertime fave LPs from way back. Check out the solo in “Train Kept A’Rollin,” where Beck’s guitar LITERALLY SCREAMS. Whoo!

I gotta put mine back together first. Gonna go do that tonight, one way or the other.

I love this album. Just when you’re thinking, ‘man, this band is really loud,’ it gets EVEN LOUDER. Gotta respect that. :o)

Oh, man...

Not for nothing, but I still miss Jennifer’s old nose. There wasn’t a thing wrong with it.

[Insert “Orange Julius” joke here, with joyful disregard for any recent connotations]

Yeah, that sounds right to me. I think that’s probably right.

OK, thanks for clearing that up. Now please go to jail forever.

Heh heh! What choo talkin’ ‘bout, bro!

“Rhinestone Cowgirling?”

Lucky, lucky sand, amirite fellas? Whoo! Up top!

I’m not smart enough to plot the vector, but this is clearly where we’re headed.

“Fire at the aquarium? That’ll sort itself out.”