Thanks a lot. I was just about to turn in for the evening, and now I’ve discovered I’m all out of bleach. So now I gotta put on some pants, find my keys, drive to the 24-hr. grocery, buy a bottle of bleach, and pour it into my eyes. Some days just never end.

Just tried this - it’s actually “Among many others, one,”

“I am a life long peep hater. I’m sorry I just hate peeps.”

Starred for the checker shadow illusion. Our various senses are not only amazing, but amazingly good at fooling us.

OK then, the steering wheel rim-horn gets my vote for most satisfying part of a car to bite.
CHOMP! HONK!

“Hear about Big Tony? He got ‘one-putted’ in the alley behind Little Mike’s last night.”

Hey, great idea:

OOOHHH gimme gimme GIMMEEE!!

Beat me to it, heh.

...Focus on the moment. Sports photographer Alex Gallardo did, and he brought us high art.

Thanks for reminding me - I got this big, round, smug-looking skin tag in my left armpit I keep forgetting to cut off.

Yeah but no purple butt plugs. Lame.

So the unit cost of this test device is eight tenths of one cent?

See you, Space Cowboy...

God, what a wonderful, uncomplicated life. This dog could not care less about anything else.

Just got back from a road trip, blasted these guys most of the way:

“...but it airs on the side of ethically questionable...”

Where’s the queef? Well, it’s right here at DUAN of course!

Word to the wise: I just tried to Elaine to this and now my lower back is JACKED. UP. Pretty sure it was that fat-ass synth bass line that did it.