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This is probably common knowledge, but I only learned recently that if you took all the gold that’s been mined all over the planet since the dawn of civilization and melted it down, it would form a cube only about 70 feet per side. So, yeah, let’s make fucking Darth Vader helmets out of that. Meanwhile, I’m trying to…

Is that Cartman in a Darth Vader outfit?

A “gape” of assholes has a nice ring to it.

I came up with yy/mm/dd, to keep them in chron order.

God, Martha Quinn was so adorable.

That was sweet, thanks.

¡Vive la vida queefcore!

Good on ya! That can be a seemingly endless process. My tags are nice & clean, but I just gave up on album art a long time ago - I guess it didn’t mean that much to me anyway. More interested in the music itself.

Louder is Better.®

I never appreciated ‘80s pop music enough at the time. Doing my best these days to atone for my mistakes, heh:

Yup. We’re gonna have that from time to time (sorry), but that’s all we’re ever gonna get from this fucking potato patch.

Wait... What?

Hee! As I read it, I was hearing him say, “Fake news!” and “You’re the puppet!”

That’s the look you get when you’re trying to teach a monkey to play chess.

Yes! Talk about burying the lede... That literally jumped out at me.

There’s a flat-earth joke in here somewhere, but I haven’t had my coffee yet. (And yes, I know it’s literally the middle of the afternoon.)

This needs more stars. That music is terrible.

Nice! I wish I could get out to more live shows these days.

Doyle Bramhall II: “They Get Together”