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Was that little baby Jesus at the end there? Because that would explain everything else.

Nah, you were right, it wasn’t really relevant. I’ll clam up again soon enough.

The airbags didn’t go off - kind of amazing after blasting through not one but two brick walls. The truck (a big GMC king cab) came through surprisingly well: I think the main reason he stopped was just because of all the cinder blocks & other debris that got jammed up underneath. Just a big stupid mess all the way

Holy JESUS. This place better have damn good food.

He’s going to want to get those fluid levels checked as soon as possible.

Meth head (also in a pickup) went apeshit on our block a few years ago. Took out several parked cars, then turned up a driveway, went completely through a closed brick garage, across the backyards, and through the back wall of the brick garage on the next block over. First thing the guy did after coming to a stop was t

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Hee! You only want me for my stuff. (You are wise.)

Hahaha!! When I read your first line, the Elton John letter was the first one that popped into my head! I still have that issue & many others. There’ll never be another magazine like it.

1/2 star for the Heep, 1/2 for your handle. Can’t wait to download the new eps!

It was strange. When his parents found out how serious it was, they did everything they knew how to help him have fun while he was still able. Dude had every single GI Joe + accessories they made - we’re talking the Jeep, the tent, you name it he had it. The rest of us felt bad that he was sick, but secretly we were a

Hell yes!Don’t be denied!”

Ohh, man. Me and my pals used to sing Kinks tunes on our way home from school. It started because one of us was a scrawny little dude, who was always lagging behind, so it was, “Tired of waiting, tired of waiting for yoooouuuuu...”

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Here’s a pretty good backdrop for current events (Louder is better):

Jesus - that picture of those two is a self-parody. Looks like it was pulled straight out of an old issue of National Lampoon magazine.

Having one of each is indeed confusing sometimes.

Of course nobody knew - because in his mind nobody else really exists.

Holy shit, that is gold.

This is up there on a par with extreme high-end audio systems (i.e. just as ridiculous).

No, you’re the puppet- I mean, you’re the virgin!