“Small moves, Ellie.”

Jesus - you just typed it for me.

Find a higher place for the TV, maybe on top of the dresser or something.

Do you ever wonder how many of your stars are influenced by your cute little duck? I’m not sayin, I’m just sayin.

“Hunger Games?” More like Thirst Games, amirite?

Wait - one more:

Hell yeah! Valley Girl playlist!

I’ll be over here:

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I’m still kinda partial to The One-and-Only Original Human Douchebag.

Well we already knew he has no measurable sense of humor (especially about himself), so this wasn’t a huge surprise. Seems like one’s sense of humor is inversely related to one’s tendency to be an asshole, or just straight up evil. Fundamentalists (of any stripe) are another good example of this (killing people over…

Hee! Beat me to it.

If your tongue is in the cheek you’re doing it wrong.

OH my goodness!

Yes! I got to talk to her awhile after a show a few years ago. Bought a few copies of The Maria Bamford Show on DVD for myself & friends, each of which she proceeded to deface with a Sharpie in various goofy ways. I love her, she’s great.

He looks like he’s sitting on the Group W Bench in that pic.

That tells me a lot. (Logged in to give you an even 100, heh)

Logged in just to star that one!

Dammit, I missed this one too.