“Recline Away” made me want to listen to the Pixies, so, thanks.

A few weeks ago I’d have believed it impossible for the desiccated corpse of an Afghan Hound to reproduce, but who the hell knows anymore, about anything.

Wow! This is just like the time I discovered that the soda machine on the corner would give me a can of pop, plus a full refund, plus 2 nickels! I had about 6 or 7 cans stuffed into my jacket before the whole thing became just too embarrassing, even for me!

Accidentally had captions turned on for this one, which made it even funnier:

Parking lot donuts!

My old ‘02 Altima SE has one trick: If I’m being extra-stupid on a snowy road, it will hang on to a curve for as long as possible, until suddenly all 4 wheels break loose simultaneously. No under or oversteer, just... tangential. It’s done this numerous times. It feels like it’s saying, “Look, I’m doing all I can do…

Had a neighbor (many) years ago who actually owned one of these. Parked it on the street! It was cool to see one up close and all, but the damn thing was loud as hell; used to wake me up in the morning. That got old after awhile.

Who needs words when we can worship these, hee!

Simple answers to complex questions. This is kind of a problem these days.

We are sorry, but Feeling Better is closed for repairs. Please visit us again in 4 years, if you can.

I have this problem. (Well, obviously several, but just this one for now.) I spend wa-ay too much time on web forums. To the point where it’s affecting the other stuff in my life that I should be doing, and not just a little.

Reading your comment, I suddenly realized that I’ve never groped a single random woman in my entire life. Not once. On the other hand (sorry), I’ve been groped by random women twice, maybe three times. And I’m not even an attractive guy - maybe a 2 or 3 at best.

Muscular arms are overrated.

BOOM

Whoa, this just in:

Not for nuthin, but their Twitter avatar reminds me a little of Bobcat Goldthwait and Nikki Cox.

You do know they have seedless watermelons now, right?

Leeches are just as God made them.

“Big wet ass” is what it says on my phone whenever I pull it out of my back pocket. I thought it was just some weird Android humor.