Compassionate Colonoscopy is an idea I can really get behind. Other than that, I have no patients for this guy.

I really think I could be less dismissive of the right wing if only they would all just pony up and buy a fucking sense of humor. Stuff like this is just embarrassing, it happens all the time over there, and it speaks volumes about the mindset, to me at least.

Plus, her voice sounds like a donkey braying into a garbage can.

Deadspin: Accept command sequence. Zoom in on the drunk face, and... ENHANCE!

On topic: It’s about damn time.

Okay, but he’s behaving like a twelve-year-old, is what jumped out at me.

Not to belittle your nice post, but “Lets Avoid Meteors” gets my vote for T-Shirt of the Week.

Is that supposed to be a grown man? What the fuck?!

Bad parenting + whimsical pizzicato strings = overwhelming bleakness.

Hope you did a patent search. Those Acme lawyers don’t mess around.

After living on a busy street in the middle of the city for a lot of years now, I’ve had it with all the goddamn noise. Why do grown men find it so important to draw attention to themselves? Why do none of them care about irritating the shit out of countless people, just going from points A to B? Maybe it’s time to…

I had a huge crush on the girl who sat right in front of me in high school Spanish class. I was very distracted. My resulting command of the language? Casi nada. I will be among the first to be ground up to fertilize the sugar crops.

Exactly. My first exposure to “Rated X” was as a young adult back in the late 70s, when porn was on grainy, mail-order VHS, and still had scripts, and plots, and even a sense of humor! (I remember an orgy scene with Cheeseburger in Paradise playing in the background, fer chrissakes.) Today, crystal clear hi-def…

I agree that porn has generally become more and more terrible in many ways over the years, presumably driven by market demands. This confuses me though, as my own preferences are downright pedestrian - especially by today’s standards - but more importantly they haven’t changed much over a period of several decades. I…

Tell it! I was just gonna read one or two more comments, then hit the sack, when BOOM! HUGE slam on the Amiga Personal Computer, from out of nowhere...

Hee! That was faster than McDonalds, thanks!

Well, that one is hard to beat. All I can come up with is:

On PBS, even. Who knew.

God DAMN it.

Cat apologist.