OH holy shit that made me laugh, a lot.

Counterpoint:

Yes. Also an atheist, I have no issues with being dead at some point. Thinking about the actual dying part still makes me anxious, but I’ve no delusions about what comes after.

(Great book, by the way.)

It’s like if I had somehow saved up all the brake dust from every car, truck, motorcycle, go-kart and Schwinn Varsity I’ve ever owned, still less brake dust than that.

Pretty funny entry in the Urban Dictionary for this, by the way. (and yup, I had to look it up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Düde. That is a LOT of brake dust.

Start slow, it gets better. Before you know it, it’s fun as hell. :)

Here it is:

“...how many people can say that they were tattooed by a robot?”

I’d like to hear what sort of noise this thing makes.

Are those hydraulic wheel motors? Pretty wild.

On a less stupid note: Does anyone know what are these little upside-down cross-shaped things hanging from the doorjambs?

I thought this was America! Now you’re telling me I can’t scratch myself on the ass on a Sunday morning in the privacy of my own-

Damn, Fred. That was straight-up diabolical, and deserves many stars.

and the last remaining intact sink basin

What is up with the music behind that clip?!
“Welcome to exotic Rio!” <SNAP!>

Yup. Just like when someone says, “Smell this - it’s horrible.” Who can resist? Human nature is kinda messed up sometimes.

This right here. We’re always sloppier than we think we are, even after one or two. Always.

Fuck this stupid asshole, and everyone else who does this childish shit on public roads. I hope his insurance company tells him to piss up a rope.