Hey Eve, If the thought of driving a car scares you, have you ever tried anything smaller, like a go-kart? I’m not making fun! My friends & I had an old racing kart when we were young. It was a little scary at first (it could go pretty fast), but after awhile it was fun and educational. I actually learned a lot about…

So this means the eyes in the pictures will no longer follow me around the room, right?

I guess next time you’ll pay attention to the huge glob of phlegm hanging from the doorknob.

Dear. God.

To be fair, it’s not the easiest word to get right (although that’s no excuse for the guy with his finger on the button, of course).

“I have a seriously hard time believing that you can’t understand what Ira Glass is saying.”

“There’s never any hate mail about men’s voices. It’s disproportionate. That is sexism in action.”

It’s not ridiculous to complain when the person is hired as a professional speaker, and we often can’t understand what he’s saying. My natural speaking voice can be kinda sloppy too, but I make an effort to speak clearly when I’m talking to one of my customers.

I love his show, but I’m always surprised at how sloppy Ira’s delivery can be. You’re a professional radio host, man! Learn to speak clearly!

George W. made us pine for the relative dignity of presidential cum stains.

Oh DEAR GOD don’t get me started on “nucular.” I was grinding my teeth for 8 years too. JEEsus...

Holy hell, my thoughts exactly. It seems like a lifetime from now.

#HeyUSOCLightenUpFrancis

So - you saw me peeing there!
La, la la I just don’t care!
See, you’re income’s kinda low,
But I swing my bat for dough! (dough, dough, dough...)

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I hope you’re right. I was hoping that about Obama too, but he never got around to it.

Yakety Sax is an irrefutable classic, but this shitshow needs some lyrics:

SPANISH FLEA!!

Dayum! That’s a bullseye right there.

Yes! This will all eventually peak and fade, right? Please? I’m getting tired of all these assholes stumbling around on the bike path. Almost hit another one tonight.