And yet, one year from now, where will Greta still be? And how much fucking money will she still be making?

With all she’s been through, Olive Oyl should be on this list, but... no.

Hee! I remember unboxing one of those, brand-new for the first time, at the music store I worked at. Who knew back then...

Forgive me if this is too forward, but are you binary or BCD? Asking for a friend.

Why dilute it?

...McAfee has tried to trick tricked reporters again...

He was hoping for a sole-in-one. HA!!

“A convention’s sovereign duty is to choose a plausible nominee who has a reasonable chance to win, not to passively affirm the will of a mere plurality of voters recorded episodically in a protracted process”

Gad DAYUM that a lotta drama

Fuckin’ kids these days...

Heh. I remember that tricky thumb-and-forefinger maneuver we used, attempting to restore camber on the Hot Wheels cars.

Or had sex in the old people’s beds and made them suck it up. With a wet-vac.

Yeah, stop making sense! Who do you think you are?

Holy crap, I saw this in the theater in ‘87 and forgot all about it. Of course I was with this girl I really liked, so kinda distracted. But I do remember singing, “Tele-phone is ringin’!” when Alice first appeared on screen. To which my date immediately replied, “You got me on the run!”

A bridge abutment is a frighteningly immovable object. That thing looks virtually undamaged.

More to his credit! Had that been my speech, every other word would’ve been “douche,” with every word in between being “bag.”

A Java plugin showed up at a party here a few weeks ago, and plugged up the toilet so bad I had to call a plumber. Wouldn’t even cop to it.

I’m certainly no pundit, and I could easily be missing the nuance here; but it would appear to me that the NFL just don’t give a FUUUCK.

Every one of those paragraphs should end in “don’t get a kinkajou,” not just the first.

Funny but sad but true.