< raises hand > Yeah, me too.

You’ll poke someone’s eye out!

Indeed. Do keep fucking that chicken, I like pooping.

Just kidding, but thanks. :o)

Cite, please?

When we were kids, our Clue game had a lead pipe made from real lead. Good times...

Logarithmic can blow me.

I used to think that too, until last summer, when I had the opportunity to look down from the window at the Book Depository at the street below. It’s not nearly as far away as I’d always envisioned it; anyone who was a half-decent shot could have made it, especially with a scope. I have no problem chalking up most of…

What - behind the rabbit?

This could provide your friend Florida with a much-needed attitude adjustment.

Holy crap, this was the next ep in my queue. Watching it tonight.

Your headline kinda reminded me of this:

When we were both still at home, I shared a car with my sister. After driving home very drunk on a late Friday night, I “had a nap” in the car for a bit before going into the house.

“Was seen holding a double-headed dildo and moving the dildo while each end was inserted into the vagina of two women who were lying on the floor...”

Who knows? Could be anything from insemination to election returns.

Sadly, that’s exactly what I was thinking.

I wonder how many of these a girl could hand out these days before she turns 18, on average...

link(s) or it didn’t happen

“Plus, we both have the same weird-looking lips, so, we should probably settle.”

Sometimes a lamp is just a lamp.