The only way this is cool is if it includes a USB port for uploading your own ani-GIFs, like, say, a giant cock flopping out onto the pavement, for just one random example. Or maybe a flurry of hundred-dollar bills, fluttering off like dried leaves.

Holy crap, that’s just embarrassing.

“Nice-looking car, but the lines are just too sleek and smooth. What can we do to fuck that up?” “I know: How about a big ugly roof diaper!”

Note the word “UMBRELLA,” instead of a little umbrella-symbol. If you can’t read the Queen’s English, you deserve to get wet in the rain.

That is the strangest romance novel cover I have ever seen.

Hee! For a second, I thought the insignia on that kicky beret was Drinky Crow.

Finally, a voice of reason rises above the din.

“Hi-ho, I’m fucked.”

WARNING: Do not look directly into the vortex.

OK, maybe not an actual warrior, but she still looks kinda pissed off.

If Robin Williams and Quentin Tarantino made a baby?

Yeesh! Not missing those days. Down to $1.79 here this weekend....

This needs way more stars! Hee hee!

I felt that way when it was over too, but only because disco completely fucked up the second half of the 70s.

ALL THE STARS to you for this. Haven’t seen it in eons. Thank you so much.

These two are dead ringers for a couple of dudes I knew in high school.

Oh for fuck’s sake not THIS aga- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Across the street, the anti-Trump protesters chanted “Somos trabajadores, no somos criminales,” (We are workers, not criminals), and, after a moment, a rousing and heartfelt chant of “USA! USA!” The Trump fans, realizing belatedly that maybe that should’ve been their thing, quickly tried to counter with their own USA…

At some point, he hastily manufactured and affixed a back portion to the sign, reading “SNL = JEW PRODUCER.”

Yeah, his trajectory has been plotted for some time now; there’s nothing to see except a few sparks here & there. I just hope he breaks apart and burns up on reentry.