Just starred my own damn post. Because I believe in me.

The One-And-Only Original Human Douchebag.

Wow! I never new Chick Corea and Stanley Clarke made a baby...

(WITH the lucky rabbit’s foot key fob, of course.)

“And there goes my CAR KEYS... God damn it, if it ain’t one thing, it’s another.”

Oh my goodness!

And hey cool, it looks just like my shower door! Except, cleaner.