Have a piece of gum while you’re waiting.

A suicidal monster was trying to escape his life by becoming someone/something else. The idea of disappearing into a new body/persona appealed to him on a surface level because he wasn’t trans, he was just unhappy with his life. Mulder shot him down as quickly as he could. The guy wasn’t taking it seriously.

It’s a show about monsters. I didn’t get that the writer was trying to draw a parallel between monster and trans* at all. Mulder fumbled his explanation and it felt appropriate. He’s a forty something year old cis guy that watches a shit ton of porn. He’s not going to get it 100% correct but he tried. The writer…

Could it be Carson is one of those people, like me, who can only use the bathroom at his house for #2? Because that would be a totally legit reason to fly home in the middle of a campaign.

Trump appeals to a large, loud minority of outlier scared racists. Cruz appeals to the deep undercurrent of religious and social conservatism throughout the country. They’re both equally threatening, but Cruz is much more insidious and therefore dangerous.

No, he won’t win. Because no one, and it looks like absolutely NO ONE can stand the guy. If you take a poll, if there were a choice between Satan and Cruz, Satan would win by a landslide.

I don’t know why, but I am terrified of Cruz as the Republican candidate. If Trump were it would all be laughable—he’s so obviously a fascist I can never imagine him becoming president. Cruz is much scarier because part of me worries he may have an actual chance.

You know that feeling when your singing is mistaken for a horrible, death-beckoning scream?

“It is true that [Obama] now identifies as a Christian in the same sense that Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman.”

“Islam is traced patrilineally. I am a Muslim if my father is Muslim. In that sense, it is undeniable that Barack Obama was born a Muslim,” said Michael Rooney, a respiratory therapist. “It is true that [Obama] now identifies as a Christian in the same sense that Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman.”

Donald Trump’s demographic:

I love how Jezebel doesn’t even edit their first sentence about diversity, though. All these commenters here are lambasting Stewart, when the problem is the shitty Gawkerverse blatantly lying to its audience yet again.

i’m still waiting on mine

And what makes you think that she didn’t do that and got laughed off or told that since she was a porn actress, she either was “asking for it” or “is not rape because it is her job to fuck people”?

So when does Stoya start raking in all that sweet, sweet, rape accuser money I keep hearing so much about?

Wouldn’t you like to know?

is this a page number? did they redact a page number?