Many people blame the changeover to Homeland Security for making all kinds of existing management problems with the SS far worse. They were always a bit stodgy and risk averse, but when they became a small fish in a big pond, whenever a problem came up it was harder to fix, and keeping their head above water by…

“get them up against the wall!”

I think they put all the really bad ones on the Trump campaign to increase the likelihood that they won’t save him.

Refer to him as Drumpf from now on.

And now, an exclusive image of one of Trump’s fundraisers.

This is Trump’s first plank in his “Let’s gut the 1st Amendment” platform.

Correct me if I'm wrong but it seems like a lot of people are thrown out of Trump rallies. Is this common for other candidates?

Wow. The Secret Service continues its “fuck all y’all” tour.

That she will never be held responsible for her words is extremely painful.

AND a history of violence toward women. Yeah, he’s Kalashnikov material. Sigh.

BY NRA standards, so long as they aren’t black or Muslim, yes, yes he is.

This man is scary. He has no remorse for the lives he ended and the damage he caused. He is a terrorist.

That wasn’t the joke at all. If that was it, she wouldn’t have said the “my people” line. The joke was completely about giving the people what they asked for but not what they wanted. Feelingtheberininmypants got the joke.

Exactly, the whole show was Rock making fun of the white Hollywood machine and those who take issue of the white Hollywood machine as a whole way, way, too seriously. It was equal opportunity slams on either side. For example, I loved the interviews in Compton. You had weeks and weeks of news cycles of talking heads…

I think the joke is that she doesn’t believe in Hollywood diversity and her installment would be the compromise - one black person who is completely OK with there not being any others.

Most clueless moment of the night: when the Czech guy who made the holocaust movie got played offstage with the orchestra playing Richard Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries. That was quintessential.

I think they’re both less extreme than they pretend to be, but being a firebrand is far more lucrative.

Maybe we’re all stoned?

How I feel about Stacey Dash is how I feel about Ann Coulter. I can’t if she’s serious or if she’s trolling everyone. I’m soooooo confused.

Chris definitely reached peak irony. It’s impossible to laugh at it. It’s not funny; it just has the maximum number of funny levels.