You’ll pry the reply-all button from my cold, dead hands.

You’re not “stuck in traffic”, you ARE traffic!

Found the solution: to remove yourself from this email chain, click here.

“This is an IT fix. Stop replying.”

I got off that boat with nothing but my dancers belt and a tube of CHAPSTICK!

I love when Fred Willard is trying to quote Casablanca: “Here’s lookin’ at you, babe!” God he’s everything

To those people I say:

There’s a song about terriers!

Nope. This is forever the best.

Can we talk about how he has a new movie in development?!

Wasn’t Dave Chappelle’s problem more that white people were coming up to him and saying the n-word in a joking manner, thinking it was okay because he said it?

Right, whether it's true or not, fuck you Arquette for trying to forcibly out someone. Two someones.

Well, then you are one of the bastard people.

YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT WAITING FOR GUFFMAN AND HOW IT IS THE BEST

I adore you, Jennifer, and I support your goals, but I’m pretty sure Helen Mirren is going to do the bikini thing before you.

Out of all of the Christopher Guest movies, that is my favorite.

People like her live beyond their means. This is why she didn’t get much after her father died. She would’ve blown it all by now. Her mother knows her.

Tori Spelling must literally be the worst when it comes to money. Girl has made more already than I will in my lifetime and is still perpetually broke somehow.

Bobby, I weep for the folks that needed an explanation for your gif.