We have a friend who’s an assistant coach for a pro football team, and even during idle chit chat that’s his go-to. “We just go where they point us...” “All I know is I need to be at the practice facility at 4:30AM...”

Bortles didn’t have an answer, telling reporters, “I just work here.”

Definitely low and kinda pathetic considering how many Asian actors have risen to prominence in recent years. Off the top of my head, Randall Park, Constance Wu, Kal Penn, John Cho (Yum) Dev Patel, Padma Lakshmi, Riz Ahmed (double Yum), Brenda Song, the Asian guy from Kimmy Scmidt, Priyanka Chopra, Ali Wong, Scarlet…

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

Unfortunately, Dixon was informed that African Americans weren’t permitted to draw certain golf courses. 

Moana transcends age. I’m still not tired of it. 

If Roma Downey didn’t throw a punch and then yell, “You just got touched by an angel bitch!” she really missed a golden opportunity.

Fuck that. Fuck Big Kat and PFT. With their popularity, they could easily go elsewhere, or at the very least speak out against Portnoy without repercussions. And yet, they willingly stay at a shitty misogynistic company, and do absolutely fucking nothing to speak out against the disgusting shit Portnoy does. They are…

That sums up a lot of how I feel about this ever-so-comical “war” between this site and Barstool. Portnoy is an ass. A savvy ass who knows there is a large niche for his brand of assholery, but an ass nonetheless. The comment sections of Barstool articles are cesspools to the degree that the most intellectual comments…

Portnoy got Van Talk cancelled when he insisted Barstool be included in the name of the show and when he paraded every content creator at barstool into Times Square to make a video that undeniably linked himself and the whole company with the TV show. I remember PFT, and to a lesser extent Katz, looked like they…

There are already sooooo many penalties and stoppages in these games as-is. I don’t like the idea of adding mechanisms for INCREASING those stoppages during the built-in excitement of the 2-minute drill.

Is it safe to say I really think Kesha was lying in order to get out of her contract or is that still taboo here?

I actually appreciate that Peppa isn’t didactic in tone. Things like Daniel Tiger are well and good, but there’s something to be said for gentle stories that are just, you know, stories. From what I’ve seen, the more didactic shows are less focused on storytelling per se, precisely because the narrative is a vehicle…

THE HUMIDITY!

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

I read this exact same advice in Goop, except it was paprika instead of salt, oat milk instead of beer, pouring it on your clit instead of drinking it, and instead of changing your life in the abstract it eliminated the discomfort of menopause.

I hear you, and for me I relish the few chances I get to either be home by myself or be out with just my friends and not as a couple. My wife feels similarly and we do plenty of things as a couple alone or in groups.

I have never understood this. I tend to be with homebodies, so if my SO wants to go out with friends, I’m practically doing a happy dance. I can watch movies he hates on the TV! I can cook that thing he dislikes the smell of so I never make it! ALL OF THE ECHOS SHALL PLAY MY MUSIC! 

Don’t bring your girlfriends to a bachelor party either like my two brothers did to mine. It was barely a bachelor party anyway, just some bar hopping and Top Golf after the rehearsal dinner.