You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

What about the voting outcomes themselves? Results from Georgia in 2012 look remarkably similar to those in 2016. There are slightly more voters, with higher Democratic turnout and very slightly higher Republican turnout, both of which would be consistent with that election. Furthermore, the Russians’ sophistication…

That’s weird.  Your map shows current voting machines in Washington State, yet Washington State went to all mail-in ballots years ago. In fact your map even show the area in which I vote has new machines and I’ve been all mail-in for at least 10 years.

The only logical explanation that could possibly explain why Russians did not change votes in Georgia is to somehow believe an international cabal of hackers got into the system, found instructions, voter registrations and passwords to voting machines and yet somehow decided not to do it, just because.

because later in the day he wrote

Referring to the Russians as “the Soviets,” repeatedly, is a pretty good indicator that he has no idea what he’s talking about.

I see you omitted the fact that this (super mild Twitter beef) was all started by your best friends over at Barstool.

Leaving out the Big Cat tweet that started the whole thing? Can’t say I’m shocked.

Typically the sources support the point...here....not so much. I stopped checking sources half way through this piece because they just don’t support what the author is saying. They make vague references to some of the same things but just don’t really support the article.

Come on Deadspin....show us who CJ was replying too. Do it. Its not like you all havn’t done multiple smear articles about the guy he was talking too, and now want to use the story he is helping further to get readers. Oh wait...

the public dog is the greatest dog

Numbers 10, 50 and 33 need to be arrested and charged with assault.

I flamed out as a basketball player in college. I was a 6'5" forward/center with a 7'2" wingspan (drink). My last year playing I averaged 11/8/4 with zero fucks given.

it me

The USMNT wouldn’t even have been able to make it out alive.

Katie isn’t doing anything that justifies her salary. That salary could go towards a few on air reporters who did good work.

I said “doesn’t suck”, not “is an undeniably huge box office draw”, and if you think that someone as talented as Katie Nolan getting shunted to 1:30 AM and then cancelled for failing to deliver in that time slot is damning of her rather than the industry then you’ve got a REAL bad case of MAGA-brain.

I mean other than the complete lack of public transportation, the 300+ days of summer (plus the 100+ days of super-sayan summer), the weekly industrial fire/explosion, and occasional devastating hurricane...it’s ok

just like I’m sure Serena is evil for the way she berated that chair umpire.

“Vengeance is mine,” saith the Ford.