And if nothing else, his pieces have some personality.

Burneko is the worst writer on here. Maybe Nick Martin.

She would lose to almost any ranked man. That being said, that’s a dumb standard to hold her to. Tennis is divided into men’s and woman’s, and therefore it’s perfectly rational to let the best performer in either one be labeled the greatest of all time.

I always thought there was a dishonesty behind all the comments here that were essentially ‘fuck barstool except for PFT’ as if he was kidnapped into working there.

I personally find her voice grating and her persona feels really forced and inauthentic. I realize that most, if not all, pop artist personas are inauthentic but hers feels especially so for me.

“That’s the one that killed my brother” made me crack up so hard.

20 year-olds not voting in mid-term elections aside, I agree that those statements don’t paint a picture of enlightenment... but are we applying that standard across all artists evenly?

Is it me or does she get a disproportionate amount of vitriol for what sounds like middle of the road top 40 music? The genre itself isn’t really for me, but as near as I can tell all of her work that’s gotten radio play merits the sort of ‘meh’ reaction described above. Is there something else about her specifically…

The guy who loses his shirt is going to have a hard time explaining this to his kids—but only because they haven’t returned his calls for two years.

“We will stop this tournament right now! We are adults, and this is ridiculous. It is a cornhole tournament fundraiser.”

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

“Peter King working 70% less” is like a tree falling in a forest situation, right?

“But this guy was not gonna go down easily.”

This is basically Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, repackaged. Now with more cynicism!

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

I worked at a gluten free bakery for a while, and the staff who could eat gluten often joked that after a couple of baked goods, you needed to chase with bran or everything would stop. I don’t know if it’s the flours (we even used mostly whole grain) or the binders, but man... it sure does bind.

I’m deeply curious why you have your dentist’s wife’s phone number ...

They key here is making sure you can heal the damaged relationship with food. My 7-year-old was diagnosed at age 2 1/2. She is still really hesitant to try things. We’ve resulted to fiber and vitamin supplements to make up the difference in the fruits and veggies that she doesn’t eat.

Look...in the rush to make sure you’re the first commenter to pluck the lowest-hanging fruit, sometimes mistakes are made.

Animals aren’t nearly as altruistic as you think. They’re simply hampered by their lack of thumbs.