The guy who loses his shirt is going to have a hard time explaining this to his kids—but only because they haven’t returned his calls for two years.

“We will stop this tournament right now! We are adults, and this is ridiculous. It is a cornhole tournament fundraiser.”

I got the impression that she might be William’s grown daughter. Her knowledge of how things work in the park, her distrust of the hosts and her quick resourcefulness made me think it’s her.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

“Peter King working 70% less” is like a tree falling in a forest situation, right?

“But this guy was not gonna go down easily.”

This is basically Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, repackaged. Now with more cynicism!

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

I worked at a gluten free bakery for a while, and the staff who could eat gluten often joked that after a couple of baked goods, you needed to chase with bran or everything would stop. I don’t know if it’s the flours (we even used mostly whole grain) or the binders, but man... it sure does bind.

I’m deeply curious why you have your dentist’s wife’s phone number ...

They key here is making sure you can heal the damaged relationship with food. My 7-year-old was diagnosed at age 2 1/2. She is still really hesitant to try things. We’ve resulted to fiber and vitamin supplements to make up the difference in the fruits and veggies that she doesn’t eat.

Look...in the rush to make sure you’re the first commenter to pluck the lowest-hanging fruit, sometimes mistakes are made.

Animals aren’t nearly as altruistic as you think. They’re simply hampered by their lack of thumbs.

You have to build the excitement - “oh when you are 4 you can help with dusting, won’t that be so much fun?” (the chore I hate the most!) Enjoy it while it lasts, my kids were on to me by like 9. Another semi-related thing I learned from the best pre-school teacher ever was to have them help cook - peel, chop (with…

It’s still sad, just not surprising.

Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

Hanbacca is the only true ship in the SWverse!

Ha. If it helps, there’s nothing you could have done differently.

The current issue may be tied more to toddlers being toddlers rather than sleep training. Our first daughter (3 y/o) is a great sleeper and has been since 3 months, but convincing her to actually GO THE F*** TO SLEEP can be a challenge because she’s a toddler trying to figure out her place in the world and sometimes…