You’re not wrong. I think PMT is the best podcast on the planet right now, and I’m overall fascinated by the company and it’s success despite the dysfunctional office dynamic , but the whole gopresgo and stoolie concept is absolutely baffling to me. Bro-Hive is very much an excellent descriptor.

Stoolies are like the white dude version of the Bey-Hive, the Bro-Hive if you will.

If anything, they were the only ones who weren’t moving in the right direction.

That’s why I always put my hand out first. 98% of the time I’m helping a good guy avoid awkwardness by not forcing him to read my mind about what I consider appropriate - and 2% of the time I’m signaling to a creeper “sorry, bud, you’re not crushing yourself against THESE breasts.” ;)

People put rice in before water? I always wondered why they hated cooking rice stovetop! I use 2:1 ratio (1.75:1 for brown rice). Bring 2 cups of water to a boil. Add salt/butter. Add 1 cup rice. Cover. Turn down stove to 2/low. 20 minutes later, perfect rice!

POLAR FOREVER

fuck la croix, polar seltzer forever! <3

I was raised in the Midwest and that’s what I was taught too except that I’m a woman so I stick my hand out first just to make things clear.

That’s so interesting, I’d never heard that particular point of etiquette before in a social setting.

The amount of diapers I took was insane. And the staff was literally giving it away. I took like 4 baby beanies too.

Your wife is wise and you were smart to learn from her.

I met her many years ago when she was receiving an award from my university and I had to interview her for the paper. She had a diamond ring that was roughly the size of an emu’s egg and a bodyguard that looked straight out of a Dick Tracy comic. At one point, I was scribbling furiously on my notepad and the cap of my…

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Double-bag it next time. It’s best way to stop your garbage from leaking.

Wow perfect timing. My daughter was just diagnosed with Celiac’s on Monday. And as someone who has spent the last few years rolling my eyes / dismissive- wanking-gesture at people who are fad dieting gluten free, or attributing gluten to pretty much everything ailment under the sun, I was preparing myself to not get…

The first time I saw a baseball cut was a definite WTF moment. It turned out fine, it was just not something I was used to seeing. Since then, I’ve tried to keep an eye out at the supermarket for different cuts. It’s pretty amazing how different the cuts sold in different parts of the country are. Something extremely…

Baseball steak is under appreciated for sure. There’s an old school glamour days of Hollywood restaurant that serves a great baseball steak dinner at happy hour prices. See there, now you’ve made me hungry.

Hayward Prefers ‘Tics Over ‘Eat, ‘Azz

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

This will either be a fun pairing or a total disaster