I don’t think the Kung Fu Panda was a great name. It’s just a movie character. If he’d been simply The Panda, that would have been a cool name. If he’d been The Fat Panda, that would have been a really great name. If he’d have been the Trash Panda, that would have been weird and clairvoyant with Guardians of the…

Say what you want, but dude’s always working on his FITNESS, as in FITNESS whole goddamn pizza in his mouth.

My dad works with George Springer’s dad; He said that for years, George Sr. would play up George Jr’s accomplishments and they’d all roll their eyes. “George is going to start for varsity as a freshmen”. “George is going to make the All-State team”. “George might get drafted, but he’s going to get a full ride to…

Did you just write about a unique bat and then not post any pictures of it?

5 nannies have left the role in the last year, each citing supernatural incidents as the reason...

well, you are a better sport than the missus I guess.

To everyone talking about karma or in any way suggesting this isn’t a terrible thing:

“We respectfully request that Rolling Stone deliver the remainder of the settlement to our front lawn in the form of penny rolls, which our pledges will then unwrap and count manually by picking them up with their butt cheeks.”

Gin.

Can you walk into a bar, consume a beer, and walk back out without mentioning Bobby Orr? If so, you’re fine.

Depending on where you live, maybe!

But would this team have beat the 95-96 Bulls? Obviously not.

KPMG? One of the top accounting firms?

lolwut. I’m a Pens fan so I can’t objectively say that this isn’t true over the entire course of the Crosby era, but if your take away after Game 2 of the final is that anything is being tilted in Pittsburgh’s favor I don’t know what to tell you.

Especially if that’s what you want to see.

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

Pardon My Take > Any and all “sports” blogs, pods, and sites

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”