yeah, it’s crazy that no one can understand what she’s saying. I mean, you just turn on that song, and it’s totally obvious. It couldn’t be more clear! Personally, I’m amazed not everyone gets that. I mean, you can say first what the lyrics are? I also know them, but I don’t want to deprive you of the opportunity to…

YES

This ruling really lets the air out of his case! Haha. My wife left me.

Brady throws tons of TDs, Edelman throws just one.

If they ejected every one of my players that ever drew in the dirt back when I was coaching, I wouldn’t have anybody left in the field to ignore the game and ask about sno-cones.

Then why did your colleague include that in her article, Sis?

Then why did you bring it up?

Bad time for this “tangent” in the article too, then?

Tangent: Ebro said that Nikki Minaj’s single “Starships” was not a rap song when he was introducing a rap competition for up-and-coming rappers. His “bias,” which he freely admits, is that he’s not into the “pop-ification” of rap music. That’s his opinion—-so be it. Regardless, it’s inarguable that Starships is not a…

This will probably make me sound like a truther here, but I don’t know many 38 year olds whose fathers served in WWII. If his dad was 18 at the end of the war, he’d have been a minimum of 50 when fathering this runt. I don’t want to say he’s lying, but perhaps embellishing?

There was a great Penn Jillette rant a few months back about the words we use, basically centering around the use of the word “bitch” to describer Hillary Clinton and that it’s unfair to women. He admitted that “bitch” is wrong then talked about how good it is to just say “Hillary is an asshole.” Politics aside (feel…

His first draft: “We are fucked. Fucker fucked us. After Westbrook fucks us we are more fucked. No good player will fucking replace them because who the fuck wants to live in fucking Oklafuckinghoma?”

I’ve seen Drew Magary say FAR worse things about Mayo.

Barry providing hample evidence that ballhawking is bullshit

“give so much back to the baseball world.”

I thought “zoodles” were going to be a game-changer. My brain was not fooled.

Guy on the right in the photo: “What would you say... you do here?”

The one where Kevin Draper was the saddest.

2001 World Series. My freshman year dorm had a strong anti- Yankees faction, and when that blooper sailed into center we were jumping, screaming, and running up and down the stairs hugging each other.