This is your regular reminder that if it weren’t for St. Mario, we’d be honoring the Stanley Cup champion Kansas City/Hamilton/Seattle Penguins.

Dyed and Prejudice by Emily Austen

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Crosby cheats but so does every good center. When was the last time you saw Datsyuk, Toews, or Bergeron tossed from a faceoff? This isn’t new and won’t change.

Couture also has gotten worse at faceoffs as he career has moved on and was below 45% going into the SCF this playoffs. So maybe it helps Crosby that he’s up…

“It’s like burning your house doooowwwnnn with your air conditionnnniiiinngggg!”

“Watching this crybaby succeed makes me very upset.”

Barry, I thoroughly enjoy the daily 9 AM hockey article. Thanks

Ain’t no Southie bros in Seaport.

Neat! This may be the only interesting thing about the Seaport.

At least Puig found a way to keep himself involved with the game after his benching.

So meaningless, the Colts will hang a banner for it.

Why is Burneko off the Foodspin beat?

They’re not saying “Booo” they’re saying “Your failures are now microcosms of our own miserable existences; come join us in our self-loathing, slow march to our TOOOOOOMBS!”

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

IF the 76ers get the #1 pick NBA twitter gonna look like a Pete Carroll message board post.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Hey, maybe if I wasn’t normally such a fan of the site that I follow it on Twitter and Facebook so that the spoiler title had an extra two chances to do its work, it wouldn’t be such a big deal. No reason to be a dick about it, particularly when the article doesn’t exist for any reason other than to be a spoiler.

Hey, thanks for the fucking spoiler right in the title.