Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I’d feel bad for the guy if it weren’t for everything.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Not gonna lie, it’s kind of weird that when you guys don’t want to work, you hang out in the Deadspin comments section too. Shouldn’t you be hanging out in a warehouse or office park or something instead?

Chin up, St. Louis. At least your football team will go undefeated this season.

How do you know when someone is a vegan?

“And while I hate the Patriots and enjoy watching them suffer, it’s fucking INSANE that the NFL never restored the pick.”

Marcus Smart?!?!?! Over Kyle Lowry??????

Best Klans In Baseball!

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

I’m getting married at the end of the summer and this person sounds bitter as fuck. There will be no bridesmaids/groomsmen, no bachelorette, no gauntlet of bullshit events for our wedding. Weddings don’t have to be stressful nightmares. It’s pretty laughable that someone that got married straight out of college now…

Right?! Like, “I celebrated my love in this super ahead of it’s time OG hipster way and now anyone that tries to do that is posing and anyone that doesn’t try to do that is a Scrooge McDuck evil rich person who doesn’t truly understand love”.

You sound both pretentious and bitter.

Yes. You were so busy preemptively shitting on everybody, you forgot to say something funny or interesting.

Just build a giant net over the country and make the mosquitoes pay for it. Problem solved.

please let this be a series where you update us every time they lose a game.

My mother is allergic to the sun, which maybe is why she left shortly after I was born.

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

Wow, Liriano and Pittsburgh.fanned 14? Now that is the fourteen best fans in baseball.

three cousins in one week is pretty weird.