The District lunch program cannot continue to lose revenue.

10000% agree - every single day you do it you create another instance for some level of doubt to creep into your kids head, and if the Elf thing is BS, than what about Santa?  You only need to pull off the Santa myth once a year,  and the magic behind it is awesome while the kids still believe.  The Elf on the Shelf…

‘round these parts we just call that a ‘Derek Mason Greeting’.  Love that Thielen actually let B.B. get in his head with that drop on the proceeding play.  

The Orlando Apollos uniforms are a blatant rip-off of the NFL Europe Frankfurt Galaxy.

Yes this. Developing your own equation (x thickness / y heat / z method) = Medium Rare (or however you like your steak), and learning that equation for a couple of different cuts of beef is the best way to cook great steak. Also worth noting there are less expensive cuts avail to practice with before you start…

This is a great comment&

I think so much of it varies from terminal to terminal. Term A in Boston is a delight, but I wouldn’t begrudge Boston’s place on this list if you’ve only flown out of Terminals B and E.

If I remember right this test at least does an OK job of weeding out responses based on how someone would like to be perceived vs. how they really are.  I worked at a place that bought the dented-can store version of the MBTI and it was SO obvious that most of the people ended up in the personality groups that fit how…

I read it at least once a year, it is my favorite thing. I remember seeing Love Actually w/ my girlfriend at the time and being like, ‘what the actual fuck is this??’ People LOVED this movie and I was immediately accused of being a cliche ‘I hate chick-flicks guy’ because I couldn’t articulate what Lindy perfectly…

Never a bad time to link to this:

and give your wife a break.

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.  Unless you’re collecting social security I’d probably shut the fuck on about 20 of those championships.

Does not read that way to me at all but I haven’t seen / heard it so maybe his tone was lighter than it’s coming across here.

Right?  Fitz has been in the league for 15 years and the kid is 10, so he’s probably been to 80+ home games?  Cut him slack dude.  

“So, I’m trying to pick up the pieces,” Fitzgerald said. “I have to be a better father.”

I spend maybe $30-$50 a year on lottery tickets. I’m not really buying a chance to win, I’m buying the ability to day-dream about something with the added weight of knowing that it’s not statistically IMpossible for that dream to become a reality. 

I don’t know. They’re going to move to Vegas with Gruden as the face of the Franchise because if not Gruden then who? Mack is gone, Cooper is gone, Lynch will probably retire, and I don’t think Carr will be on the team next year at $22.5M.

I’ve actually seen this happen.  Full-on cartwheel down the steps.  

Not just away games. I have Pats tickets and have seen enough stupid shit even among our own fanbase to the point where I will never take my kids to see a game from where my seats currently are.

I love this.