As a sox fan I couldn’t possibly be objective about whether or not I think it was interference (Mookie makes fakin HAHD catches like that all the time kid! It was INTAHFEHENCE!!)

Cardiac Kimbrel.  My father-in-law had heart surgery last week and I had to text him after Kimbrel’s “save” Sunday night and again after the Pats / KC game to make sure he was still alive.  I should probably check in w/ him now....

Same. And I’m definitely going to buy something random in that last stretch right before the register. Also will probably get one of those chocolate rollo-like things and for sure I’m going to mix boisonberry juice and gingerale from the exit snack bar.

This.   

Not sure this would be helpful for me. What would be helpful is an app that would let me go through the 12,184 photos I currently have and efficiently delete or album the ones I want to keep.

I loved this movie when I was a kid but hadn’t thought about it in years. I doubt it has aged very well given the number of ‘ridiculous’ things that I remember Keaton’s character doing that are now part of my day-to-day as part of a two working parent family. 

This is not the most embarrassing banner in sports—the Colts hold that title, and will probably raise a second banner to celebrate the fact.

The fine for not moving your car for alternate side is just $45 and, I suppose, the scorn of your neighbors, since the patch of pavement that your car occupies will not have been cleaned.

I can’t play the video at work but this better be the pizzer throwing video.

Guess not.  Maybe you can write a book on how to be a complete dipshit on the internet and they can read that?

I’ve been thanked as a groomsman by the groom for ‘standing up with me today’ or something to that effect, but I’ve never heard anyone use ‘standing up’ in lieu of saying ‘in the wedding / in the wedding party’ or specifically saying what role (bridesmaid, groomsmen, etc.).

This is so helpful, I have definitely been guilty of discretely (or so I thought) yanking my 4 year-old away from situations like this to avoid causing any uncomfortable questions / staring.

That is interesting - i’ve definitely heard it, mostly from grooms thanking their groomsmen for ‘standing up with me today’ etc... but never heard it as the go-to way of saying someone is in the wedding party.  East coast I think we generally say you’re ‘in the wedding’ or specifically say ‘be a…

Being asked to stand up in a destination wedding. My wife was asked to stand up in one that’s in Italy next year.

That, but I love how a guy in a $54M contract is giving the same answer / level of accountability that I get from the comcast technician when my internet goes out.  

Bortles didn’t have an answer, telling reporters, “I just work here.”

Oh I agree fully, but the version by The Band is kinda upbeat and they seem to get a kick out of it. The one downside to our overall approach to music w/ our kids is that eventually we’re going to have to weed out a few songs and then re-introduce when they’re older.

Fucks this guy but why was the team’s best receiver running a route that wasn’t even near the endzone?

While we’re here can someone tell me the difference between pampers swaddlers and pampers cruisers?

Our kids, 4 and 2, listen almost exclusively to our music, aside from a handful of songs from Moana and Frozen. We don’t do lullabyes at bedtime either, just slower calming songs that my wife and I know by heart. Not having obnoxious kidzbopz or raffi shit in our life is probably the best thing we’ve accomplished as…