and give your wife a break.

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.  Unless you’re collecting social security I’d probably shut the fuck on about 20 of those championships.

Does not read that way to me at all but I haven’t seen / heard it so maybe his tone was lighter than it’s coming across here.

Right?  Fitz has been in the league for 15 years and the kid is 10, so he’s probably been to 80+ home games?  Cut him slack dude.  

“So, I’m trying to pick up the pieces,” Fitzgerald said. “I have to be a better father.”

I spend maybe $30-$50 a year on lottery tickets. I’m not really buying a chance to win, I’m buying the ability to day-dream about something with the added weight of knowing that it’s not statistically IMpossible for that dream to become a reality. 

I don’t know. They’re going to move to Vegas with Gruden as the face of the Franchise because if not Gruden then who? Mack is gone, Cooper is gone, Lynch will probably retire, and I don’t think Carr will be on the team next year at $22.5M.

I’ve actually seen this happen.  Full-on cartwheel down the steps.  

Not just away games. I have Pats tickets and have seen enough stupid shit even among our own fanbase to the point where I will never take my kids to see a game from where my seats currently are.

I love this.  

As a sox fan I couldn’t possibly be objective about whether or not I think it was interference (Mookie makes fakin HAHD catches like that all the time kid! It was INTAHFEHENCE!!)

Cardiac Kimbrel.  My father-in-law had heart surgery last week and I had to text him after Kimbrel’s “save” Sunday night and again after the Pats / KC game to make sure he was still alive.  I should probably check in w/ him now....

Same. And I’m definitely going to buy something random in that last stretch right before the register. Also will probably get one of those chocolate rollo-like things and for sure I’m going to mix boisonberry juice and gingerale from the exit snack bar.

This.   

Not sure this would be helpful for me. What would be helpful is an app that would let me go through the 12,184 photos I currently have and efficiently delete or album the ones I want to keep.

I loved this movie when I was a kid but hadn’t thought about it in years. I doubt it has aged very well given the number of ‘ridiculous’ things that I remember Keaton’s character doing that are now part of my day-to-day as part of a two working parent family. 

This is not the most embarrassing banner in sports—the Colts hold that title, and will probably raise a second banner to celebrate the fact.

The fine for not moving your car for alternate side is just $45 and, I suppose, the scorn of your neighbors, since the patch of pavement that your car occupies will not have been cleaned.

I can’t play the video at work but this better be the pizzer throwing video.

Guess not.  Maybe you can write a book on how to be a complete dipshit on the internet and they can read that?