Seconded on the Pittsburghers part.

There definitely seems to be a big emphasis on being conventionally attractive, which isn't attainable for everyone (cis or trans) and seems kind of shallow sometimes.

I always think of Bradley as a girl's name because I grew up watching Hey Dude on Nickelodeon.

*please don't be an American, please don't be an American, please don't be an American..

That hurts my heart.

Ok, so I was bullied extensively in school, only they didn't call it "bullying" then and I was targeted for being fat and unattractive and weird. I kind of don't get why the kid didn't just stop carrying the lunchbox to school. If I could have gone home and unzipped my fat suit and prettied myself up a bit, I surely…

Liposuction, removal of skin from weight loss.

Shove it out into the sunshine (whenever that appears), open the door and run?

Uh, that needs to go straight to the dump.

Gotta work on the "flaunt it" part.

Hmm, I have the same measurements as she does. Maybe people are perving on me and I just don't know it.

The future, it is now.

I read that some places have a thing they put on your arm and it figures out your BAC from your sweat or something.

In an imaginary world where I live in a Victorian mansion with a special laboratory, that is for sure going to be my coffee setup.

You used to have to get a liberal arts degree to go into the coffee service industry.

I remember watching that and thinking, "No no no! Abort mission! No!" The result was so inevitable and so awkward to see.

What is it about her that does it for everybody?

So I'm a lawyer, and yes you shouldn't agree to searches as a general guideline. However, drunk driving is a different animal. At least in my state, unless you've killed/injured someone or gotten a DUI before, you have the right to refuse the breathalyzer, but then your license is immediately suspended. You will…

Speaking as someone built exactly like Joan, the 1970s will not be kind to her. Our body types are not made for pants, especially polyester ones.

It's the teeth.