It looks as if there's about to be an opening at this school...

I want a commemorative gargoyle.

It's so easy to hate the police based on the horror stories published on Gawker, but those bunny-dragging cops were real heroes.

I would scream.

Well, I mean I guess it's good that they were taking turns, right? At least they were polite about it.

That's so sweet! Candles and crafts!

So this is slightly weird, but sometimes I ask a guy to order for me so that I can try something new. I tend to order the same food from a restaurant every time I go there, so I get into a rut, and it's nice to have a suggestion. Also, sometimes I don't know what the food on the menu actually even is, if it's a…

That's your last date with him/her.

Hedgehog + Kevin Smith

Details?

"Well done" is code for "I don't care how my food tastes or looks and I deserve whatever garbage I get" in my book. It's also a dating dealbreaker.

My school was kind of snobby, so I'd be shocked if anyone could get a discounted ticket. The answer probably would have been "Tough" if someone asked. They were unpleasant people. It sounds like you went to a more down-to-earth school than I did.

I remember what we wore to prom, but it was a big deal where I was. You're right, it's entirely possible that someone might not have the "right" clothes to go to prom, and it's insensitive of me not to have considered that. On the other hand, tickets to prom are usually expensive-ish (at least for a teenager), so I…

Ah yes, the dream of the nineties.

You don't wear jeans to prom. I think it's less the pants issue than the jeans issue. I'd have more sympathy if she wore a tux.

Maybe a baseball cap would work better for you? I always find that they make my head hot, though.

I too am a delicate flower. Perhaps an orchid?

I once saw sunscreen made to be sprayed on your scalp, but never saw it again. I also got nervous about the hat situation, but oh well. I live in an area where everyone dresses as if they're about to go clean out the garage, but I wear flowery dresses and vintage outfits, so I already look different. A hat isn't…

That's the exact reason why I hate short skirts/dresses. I don't want there to be nothing between me and the bus seat except underwear!

I thought the second was a wedding cake until I scrolled down and saw her face.