"smells and bells"

Yo Brad, can I borrow that tunic top? It'll go great with my leggings.

I broke down last year and started wearing a straw lady fedora. I know it makes me look like a hipster, but oh well. I've gotten too many scalp sunburns in my life to care.

I live in a big university town with a lot of students from Asia, and the female ones seem to all carry either an umbrella or an actual parasol when it's sunny. I asked a few of them about it, and apparently it's a huge thing in many (most?) Asian countries for women to keep their skin really light in color, so the…

I routinely have this problem re: talcum powder and cold cream.

Can we bring back the sun umbrellas? My people are not made for American summers.

That red panda is the best at all the things that matter.

I can't find it anywhere. The link in the article is now unavailable, and it doesn't exist on Avril's channel on YouTube or anyone else's, either. Have they withdrawn it due to backlash and begun scrubbing it via take-down requests?

Yeah, you have to save up money for dental bills if you want to try to chew those rocks.

I found some decent gelt at Trader Joe's last year. They didn't call it "Hanukkah Gelt" though. It was labeled "Coins of the World."

This gif makes me think I need a brooch.

It's got kind of an art school collage thing going on.

I...didn't know you weren't supposed to capitalize it.

I think the ship has sailed regarding the getting by on her looks thing. Hard living.

I realized as an adult that Pepe Le Pew was super rapey and inappropriate.

I think lettuce tacos happen when some employee likes to get high before work.

"spontaneously developed properties of locomotion"

I call it the "Roger Klotz."

Key element to the apple cider vinegar tip: DO NOT SHAVE YOUR LEGS OR ARMPITS FIRST! Learned that one the hard way.

Professional Lady Godiva cosplayer?