Before we pile on, are we sure this guy doesn’t have special needs?

This is literally the uniform of every dude under the age of 60 that works in the Financial District in SF.

HBO’s “Silicon Valley” is one of the best documentaries they’ve done in a long time.

Oh my poor, poor Drew. There is nothing more wrong than this:

Taylor’s gonna move back to Nashville now, start wearing old-timey dresses, and make a record direct to 16-track analog tape with either Dan Auerbach or Jack White producing. JUST YOU WATCH.

All Rainn Wilson said is that he’s pissed that shooting-killings of animals draw more press and sympathy than shooting-killings of people. So instead of writing faux-outrage ad hominems, understand that this zoo shooting death and human shooting deaths are both substantively but not equally tragic.

I assume a Browns jersey comes out.

Cristiano Jr, a great American.

That’s not Journey. That’s “Journey.”

‘Hunh. I hate Mondays too. I’ve never thought about it that way.’

See also: getting into the good diner for brunch just before all the churchies.

Starred because it deserves to be ungreyed. But I disagree that conservative policies are reasonable about money - see our military spending, the long term cost of cutting funding to health care, social safety nets, and education. It doesn't matter if you save a dime here if you lose a dollar later because your…

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Today was a good day.

Just hook that comment up directly to my aorta. K. Thanks.

That’s the kind of slogan that will get you bent over Don Draper’s desk.

This is so fucking stupid and I love it. The asininity of youth has finally won me over.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Mine eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord... *weeps*