Sorry to be a downer, but that show and this video are pure child exploitation and I think it’s really sad that Jezebel encourages it.

Somewhere, Leelee Sobieski is frowning at her Starbucks cup marked “Helen”.

Six feet tall, 150 lbs is your limit, huh?

Act superior if you want, but as someone who doesn't know who Billy Bush is, I feel like the real winner here.

They should do a very sped up version of the play where they all talk fast. They can call it Tempest Fugit.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

That’s very well titled.

I would watch a movie about this.

Can we wait a little bit on that party? I’m still squashing the memory of the bender I had after Scalia.

I’m going to see this just because of the sexist internet hate train that has formed against it.

I don’t get it. I just really don’t. I voted for Bernie. I hyped him up as much as I could to everyone who’d listen. I donated. I love the progressive politics.

Asteroid Impact 2016!

What bothers me about this whole rhetoric is how little people born in the US know about immigration. US has some of the toughest immigration in the world. Many Trump supporters probably don’t know any actual foreign-born people so have never asked. Anyone who has ever had to endure US immigration knows they already…

Administers “Brentwood Hellos”?

I have total disdain for her outfits.

You get used to it.

Still not as terrifying as being named after a Fleetwood Mac tune.

Yes a better joke would’ve called out their fans’ thin skin

To be fair, I’ve always felt a little sorry for her. There seemed to be a joke that she was never it in on...because the joke was her. No, sweetie, people are not laughing WITH you...

Nah, Pilsner Urquell is severely overrated. Cool that it’s old as dirt (the name literally translates to ‘original pilsner’), but it tastes like it, too.