you cared enough to show up here

Is it hard to wake up every morning just begging to find shit to get offended about and self-victimize yourself over?

but by mocking Al Gore by having him get hysterical about a half-man half-pig half-bear creature that appears to be imaginary, there was the undeniable implication that global warming wasn’t real.

I just love how every single coach hired from the Patriots only seems to have learned only the wrong things from coaching under Belichick.

Jason Witten: Hmm. (writes onto hand)

I think the bummer for me is how few seem to take advantage of that education. Other than exposure to NFL scouts, it’s the one thing of value you actually get out of the time you spend playing college ball. Many players seem to try to skate by doing the bare minimum to stay eligible when they could be learning skills…

This is probably the closest anyone has come to my thoughts on this topic as a whole. Both what you said, but also the way Deadspin people seem to downplay their past comments when comparing them to Barstool and others. They call people out (correctly most of the time) for awful shit, but then their own past rape…

“Twelve years ago, I received no such feedback; in fact, it was the opposite—all those +1s. I was allowed and encouraged to be cruel, and so I was.”

Barry, here’s the positive: i’m a huge fan of your work here on the site, and have been since i started reading it regularly 7 or 8 years ago. the site has continue to progress, and to be more progressive, over that time.

So does that mean Kavanaugh should be granted the same exemption you’re granting Barry right now? This was decades ago, after all, and so far no allegations of his sleaziness since he was a teenager.

Thank you Kirby’s Poop Bucket

Portnoy got Van Talk cancelled when he insisted Barstool be included in the name of the show and when he paraded every content creator at barstool into Times Square to make a video that undeniably linked himself and the whole company with the TV show. I remember PFT, and to a lesser extent Katz, looked like they…

Also, build a time machine, go back in time four years, and ask Obama and his mob why they did nothing to help the people of Flint. While your there, call and write your Congressional representatives and demand an accounting and redress for this terrorization of fellow citizens. Then, while still back in time, wait…

Of all the bad lists that have graced the pages of Deadspin, that gum ranking may be the absolute worst. Passion fruit gum at No. 2?!?

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pursued the ball into foul territory with the half-hearted gate of a man whose fast food receipt got yanked into the street by a sudden wind.

So, to be clear...  a football player for a major University and brother to NFL player treated a police car like his own personal taxi service........ And, the COPS are the assholes?

Meh, he asked him about an 80 yard TD play a defensive interception, and an offensive interception. Still a good memory but I imagine he watched those plays over and over and over again. I’d like to see him ask about a play from a game where they were blowing another team out and ran a 2 yard dive play. And now I…

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

Southwest’s policy is pretty clear