I do have ill will toward him, but I figured the rest of the world really didn’t need to know that?

Jeffrey Dahmer: Not spanked. Timothy McVeigh: Not spanked. My point is not to condone it—which is why I said evidence might “suggest” it.

I love how there are “reams” of research that prove this type of punishment doesn’t work. Of course there is. There’s probably a lot of evidence that might suggest NOT spanking your children doesn’t work as well. This isn’t about research, and it sure as shit isn’t about what’s right and wrong in parenting. I wish…

I’ve watched this 40 times with my mouth wide open. If I was in public I’d be in jail.

I do feel the need to point out that right-handers would naturally have some ability catching with their left...every baseball player on the planet does it

Illegal batting is a decent rule, but in the end zone, it makes no sense to still continue to be a rule. There is absolutely NO benefit to attempting to grab the ball as opposed to tapping it out...only negatives (the fumbling team recovers and gets a TD). In most illegal batting calls, it’s moving the ball FORWARD or…

This is a true “Stomach Punch” firing. We (of course, I speak for all of America) never saw it coming and we weren’t prepared. We loved Bill Simmons because he was a true hero, and we lived and died on every column he wrote (with the help of the 20 people that actually still write in).

This is a true “Stomach Punch” firing. We (of course, I speak for all of America) never saw it coming and we weren’t prepared. We loved Bill Simmons because he was a true hero, and we lived and died on every column he wrote (with the help of the 20 people that actually still write in).

“Wait, the NL hasn’t adopted the DL yet?! What in the actual fuck?!”

Easily the speculation. Watching what these prospects actually wear to the draft—in public—makes me laugh more than I did when I was a little girl

Whether you sit or stand your hands are in the same place to grab TP. Why grab it from eye level? That makes no sense.

In no particular order:

You’re right. That small sample is all-encompassing.

Considering you can’t even make a fucking comment, I don’t give a shit.

Dude, you dropped a NOT! That is infinitely better than Butler’s shooting percentage in the 2011 Championship game!

I don’t think even WOMEN (see what I did there) would argue that it’s superior to men’s, in any real way. I watch the men’s tournament, and spend 0 seconds watching the WOMEN.

Well, I could post a link to what “sarcasm” means, but I’m worried you might come up with the same response. And if you really want to call me out for WOMENS over GIRLS I suggest you find another hill to die on.

Girls basketball, while highly boring and painful, is quite honestly much more beautiful. Leave a guy open, there’s a good chance he bumblefucks it every which way. Leave a girl open, that shit is IN.

I just don’t see what Mark Few, Coach K...whoever else...I don’t see how what they do is any different. In fact...

I am afraid by replying to your comment you might think I'm blatantly ripping off a Dear Abby column.