I hope Carmelo and Chris Paul were there, to make a pact to play together in the near future.

Not to disagree with Tom, but what players WANT in a coach is usually stupid shit anyway. They don't want Schiano, they don't want his opposite. They want to be left alone up until the blame has to fall somewhere, then they're happy to hide.

Also, roids don't help you make contact. Power has never been his issue, it's actually putting the bat on the ball. And we all know the only way to fix that is cocaine.

Tweaking the famous Raysism play...but seriously, can Freeman hit a fastball? The Rangers need someone with a borderline drug past that burned his first Tampa Bay team.....

Texas + Hamilton = 2 WS appearances

I am quitting my job and becoming an NFL ref. The only job in the world you can consistently suck at and never be in any real trouble.

Tate / Rice / Harvin will have a decent shot too. Especially if spinning balls and injuries count for anything.

I got to meet Norm at a comedy show he did in Phoenix in July 2011 JUST before he was about to go on stage. He was flirting with the ticket girls at the door. He was totally awesome, we talked briefly. I told him basically exactly what AJ just said—that his ESPY monologue will never be topped.

Am I the only one that thinks he looks like a skinnier version of Biff from "Back to the Future?" The expression really ties it together.

I can agree with that. I've been burned many times myself on not having the inbounds pass guarded. You just have to do it.

I was exaggerating by mentioning zone—basically saying that if the fear was that Hibbert couldn't guard the perimeter, just let him avoid high switches and stay in the paint. No matter who was hitting what, and no matter how many threes Ray Allen has made in his career, would you rather have Lebron going to the hoop…

Not only that, but with 2.2 seconds left, you could put your tallest player(s) in the key and play a full on ZONE for the entire possession without risking an illegal defense call. Why even give the illusion of an open lane when you could force them to make a jump shot?

If you could have anyone else's sexual history and present (memories of it, booty call possibilities, all of it), who would you choose? Justin Timberlake? AC Green?

Punishment for the Boston Marathon Bomber (the remaining living one): Two basketball practices with Mike Rice, a Nicki Manaj concert, spend a day with Ryan Lochte....and then at the end of the next Bruins game, set him out in center ice and announce his identity. Although I don't know if he'd make it that far.

If this girl doesn't win a Pulitzer, I'm done reading for the rest of my life.

For those of you questioning your "faith in humanity," try to remember that we aren't remembered for these horrific incidents, but instead how we respond and recover from them. Every society faces tragedy—the best always rise again.

Hahahahahahah that is comical. AND—this wasn't a firecracker.

I think this proves we need more bomb control laws

Sadly, his hand speed batting is even worse than it is dealing with hecklers

I love Dirk, but everyone knows his wife had plenty of reasons to stop kissing him.