What a narcissist.

A man who chooses to look like Gumby does not have what it takes to lead the American people.

Please let interrupting Kanye become a thing. Please.

Those sound like deep, meaningful reasons to convert to Judaism.

I guess orange really is the new black.

Josh Duggar is not welcome at my birthday party.

And then tries to hunt me down afterwards? Psycho alert.

Hands down the best mascara I have ever tried. I would have written a review if you had not. It's the bomb.

Hands down the best mascara I have ever tried. I would have written a review if you had not. It's the bomb.

I guess Jesus didn't save you that time, Bud.

The only person whose opinion matters here is Dr. Oz.

Last night's.

That Carl Rove still contaminates this country is hard evidence that Satan honors his agreements.

Best thing I have seen all day, hell, all WEEK. "Tears of a Clown"...oh boy, that is perfection.

You would make the perfect roommate. You wouldn't get into my candy and I sure wouldn't get into yours.

As a Nebraska fan, it is hard to get excited about anything MSU related. It is impossible, however, to not like and utterly respect Adreian Payne. Not only as a basketball player, but as a sensitive, caring human being. I read story after story about his relationship with Lacey Holsworth, each one more touching than…

That's a really interesting point.

Vogue is dead to me at any rate.

Using a NYC public touch screen then eating a cupcake seems gross to me. I am turning into a poor Howard Hughes.

Oatmeal Creme Pies are an individually wrapped packet of childhood happiness. I hadn't seen my Southern mother for almost three years and she couldn't pick me up at the airport when I returned to the US. She sent my sister to meet me in her place with her regrets. When we got to Sisterdarling's house there was a box…

This. A million times.