The gum chewing is distracting and a little gross.

We bite and scratch and scream all night... we are Lovecats.

Yeah, exactly. A puke on the sofa is just showing respect. A poop on the stairs? Well that's better than a chocolate diamond...just make sure it is heart-shaped.

Brilliant. As if barfing on someone's couch is an of intimacy...Just keeping it real!

Best thing I have read in years...

I think I would prefer the one that doesn't make look like I have penis so sign me up for SpongeBob, I guess.

Thank you.

When did Robin Wright turn into Vanna White?

This collection is beautiful and elegant; my favorite so far this season. Crop the gold/black dress to knee length and I would make up occasions to wear it until it fell apart.

"Fat men last longer in bed". Or maybe it just seems like it goes on forever.

I think it's okay. She didn't care about his approval which I find very refreshing.

I think it's okay. She didn't care about his approval which I find very refreshing.

I think it's okay. She didn't care about his approval which I find very refreshing.

I like her even more now.

You just can't win.

Performing with Madonna has been Miley's loudest cry for help so far. She's succubus of the music industry. Just ask Britney...

That was clearly a typo. She meant teaching obviously.

Here is an interview with her. Something seems a bit off. The guy is an utter pig and very devious ( apparently Religion is his minor at school) and she's a stripper who was arrested twice in their short relationship for shoplifting/biting the arresting security guard ( then claiming to have AIDS) as well as a DUI. A…

So what about the father? Was he complicit?

I honestly do not get the Jay-Z love at all. That Anna Mae reference is horrible. I had my serious doubts about him when he compared his "fresh" addiction to heroine, his "kicks" to a 12 step program but hey, taste isn't everybody's thing. I mean openly mocking people who have struggled with addiction is pretty cheap.…