I have a lot of friends who are not rich or famous actors, and those residuals checks have kept them off the street a time or two. Actors are paid whenever their show/movie/commercial is viewed on any medium except streaming. Now that everything is moving to streaming, that’s a huge chunk of lost income.

never been able to find one that doesn’t rust, even the “stainless steel” ones start rusting at the welds. would love to see something that is actually rust proof

never been able to find one that doesn’t rust, even the “stainless steel” ones start rusting at the welds. would…

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

OMG READ THIS NOW.

Jezebel book club pls

My children from hereby in will be referred to as “fuck trophies”

Wino Forever though.

I got side-eye because my baby girl (which you could only tell because I’d stuck her in these stupidly cute pink, ruffled, flower-print swim bottoms) didn’t have a shirt. I put her in the equally stupidly cute green bottoms with elephants and everyone at the pool is all smiles for my handsome little man.

I let my 19 month old run around in just in swim bottoms because 1) she’s 19 months old, there is nothing remotely sexual about her pre-pre-pre-pubescent body 2) I ain’t got time to try an wrestle a wrigling toddler out of a wet lycra top or, god forbid a 1-piece swimsuit. Last year, I got some side-eye for this (yes,…

She should make a huge announcement of her pregnancy. Tell everyone she is only a few weeks along and couldn’t wait to tell everyone. A couple of hours later grab her tummy and run to the bathroom. Come back clink the glasses and tell everyone she miscarried.

I was married on a Saturday, flew across the country for my honeymoon on the following Monday. My dad, his fiance, my siblings, and my dad’s siblings all rented a vacation house on an island in our homestate for the rest of the week - fun for them, fun for me. Wednesday night my dad called me to inform me that on…

I always feel for fast food workers who get slammed with giant orders like that. Back in college I and my friends use to hit up the local Arby’s for their “five for five dollars” deal and buy 20 or 30 sandwiches at a time. We tended to have plenty of time and always made it clear that we were in no rush so they should…

Omg I know. The worst part of mine was that the DJ played the extended version of our first dance song so instead of a reasonable minute and a half the song kept going on and on and on for like almost four minutes and we almost just gave up and walked off. I kept giving the DJ frantic looks and making that throat…

Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry Touch is hands-down my favorite. It can be purchased everywhere, including http://www.amazon.com/Neutrogena-Ult…. It protects against UVA and UVB, doesnt leave you feeling greasy or tacky, and does a great job of protecting sensitive skin.

Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry Touch is hands-down my favorite. It can be purchased everywhere, including http://www.amaz…

I’m a veteran. Here’s what I know from experience. Women in the military are considered sexual property of their unit; if they’re having sex with anyone, it had better be someone within their unit, otherwise, they’re labeled with the usual slut, whore, etc. They’re also expected to endure a certain amount of “good…

It really would be adorable! (#sincere)

Literally the best song to play as loud as possible with the windows down in the summer in my old home town.