Sweet Jesus how I hate the intolerance/allergy people. My favorite anecdote on the topic:

Welcome to just about every day in the life of a female brewery employee. “Lemme tell you, young lady, that did you know *Beer A*/*whatever beer style* by *my brewery*/*general beer knowledge you can get from Google* blah blah blah?” Me: “No that’s not right. Blahhhh...”. Dude: “No, no... I know. I read it on the…

Sorry, a bitter rant from a broke grad student cannot be contained any longer.

When an author trolls his own blog, then I know I’m in the right place:)

Not an allergy request but a ridiculous coffee request. At one cafe where I used to work, we kept the milk and cream behind the counter and would pour it in for the customer ourselves unless they asked to do it. One woman asked for me to make her coffee “about your color.” Because I’m neither coffee nor milk, I have…

When I was a F/A I heard some stories of Hasidic men asking the flight attendants if they were “dirty” meaning on their periods on flights to Tel Aviv. Apparently the men cannot accept service items from “dirty” women. Most F/A’s would answer that they were absolutely on their period.

Oh, we got a ton of stuff back in the 70’s and it was fucking fantastic! A big chocolate bunny, hollow, but still. A bunch of little chocolate eggs in different colored foil, jelly beans, and these weird candy coated marshmallow egg things they don’t make any more. Not Peeps. Something else.

One more thing: Do not use mass market (Hartz) flea or tick medication and collars. They can be highly toxic to your pet (cat and dog alike). This is one area where you have to spring for the brands sold by vets: Frontline, Revolution, etc.

I'm a parent. I did not have kids because I thought it was the right thing to do for the world. I had kids because I wanted them. It's probably the most selfish thing I ever did. Now that they are here I do unselfish things for them. But the having of them was definitely all for me.

I still can't get over the new jawline. It's not even new at this point anymore, but Jesus, she doesn't even look like the same human being.

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

Well I guess that answers the question "who listens to this crap???"

Though glamorous trash is the best way to describe the color combo that Ciate picked. I tend to use foil on nude nails mostly, as either a single accent nail or on all nails but concentrated as a reverse half moon around the cuticle. There's an inkspill/rainbow hologram version of it that looks really nice when paired…

Sending a gift certificate for a shitty restaurant..... Man, that is gold. Delayed revenge like that is just artistry.

Man having to wait till 11 is agonizing. How else am I going to get my morning cup of laughs, snark, no tipping-Illuminati, the customer is always right, I'M ALLERGIC TO RED, monogrammed thermos posts?

You're an adult and you actively steal meat from a grocery store? Short of you being too poor to afford even bulk hamburger, this is pretty juvenile.