I know no one will likely read this, but I just need to vent about Kaepernick somewhere...I’m in support of his current actions but dude parked in in a disabled parking space - at a disabled veterans event no less - that I worked at. So maybe not so woke.

Monday made.

My period started while I was traveling and the only store close enough was Whole Foods. I picked up some natural all-cotton tampons that were shaped just like my stand-by OB. They absorbed nothing. NOTHING. Basically they acted like a horrible stopper and I kept bleeding on everything. I missed my every hour change,…

I went to counseling after being sexually assaulted, ending up pregnant, and having an extremely traumatizing abortion. My first and only visit the therapist said “if you lie naked with a man you should understand he will penetrate and ejaculate in you”. She then told me all my problems were related to choosing bad…

I had several incidents of harassment and mild assault occur (groping, etc. - I was not raped) through my years of service in the army and army reserves. I was always blamed for the actions that occurred and had simply given up on trying to do anything about it and just tried to avoid the situations. One day I hit my…

I hate it when people list multiple cities...especially because most are false. If you live in Kansas but visit San Francisco once a year for a conference, you're still living in Kansas (no disrespect to KS). When I lived in SF I would see it listed so many times on friends accounts and I just think not only do you…

This. I was in the military for 7 years. Simply having served doesn't mean anything. Every single person has a different experience in the military. Some are truly heroic, and others are complete shit bags. Your profession should not grant you respect, the person you are does.

While pregnant my best friend called me and this was our convo:
BF: I named it
Me: what?
BF: the baby...I'm going to call it Neila...do you know why?
Me: um, no
BF: well, that spells alien backwards and I have a damn alien in me and I want it out!
Me: hahahahahaha that is amazing
BF: well I googled it…

So agree. As a lush and picky wine drinker I cannot order wine in restaurants due to the usual 300-400% markup. I've seen too many places sell lower end wines for the bottle price per glass. Since I am a bit snobby I do see the bottle price on "better" wines at only a 100% markup but I still reserve wine ordering in…

All of these guys look maybe 21...#stilllearningwhatthefucktodoinbed

I need this. I left my relationship a few weeks ago and my 2 kitties aren't cutting it. Need moar kitteh cuddlez.

Yes! I love Kewpie slathered on my chicken karaage.

I've worn a plain-looks-like-a-wedding-band to all my job interviews for the past 10 years. In my experience employers view those who are married as more stable. At 37 still single, no kiddos, and with a youthful look (woo good genes) I feel pressured to present myself as "settled" so employers feel like I'll stick…

That period shits article is still one of my all time favorites. I send it to fellow lady friends all the time.

A Habit Burger Santa Barbara style with frings and a chocolate malt is my favorite fast food meal. Fuck. Now I think I'm going to have to get in my car today to get one.

I REALLY REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS ENTIRE COMIC BOOK.

Only one thing to note...it's worthy of the term fugly. I can't even remember when I said that word last.

THE VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED! I haz all the sadz. No sea lion videos for me today :(

*hugs*

Me too! Now it's surreal at times; I am so disconnected from my old name and the "old me".