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I have a garage door opener built into my car, but it opens my neighbor's garage door also. The regular remote button doesn't, so I'm figuring the car opener has a wider frequency range when you set it. We have different brands of door openers and we've both reset our codes. Any ideas about how to fix this? None of

This is Frank Underwood's hometown (no relation to Carrie Underwood, Underwood Deviled Ham or Underwood typewriters). Already sufficiently mocked.

Or spell every few words wrong and see what comes in...

I could do the falling and parachuting, but I don't know about landing on that little barge.

There used to be a time when you could be stupid and make mistakes and learn from them and do better next time. Now in our HR world, every little thing you do is a career-ender, especially with the amplification of the Internet.

Yeah, this sounds more like it. I thought they definitely should have told this story first from the flight attendant's point of view. Pilot's perspective probably not even necessary after that, as we can see here.

When she's 34 and he's 24 it will all work out fine. And she won't look much different.

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How did he know a foul ball was coming his way? He would have had to have that part of the routine already locked down. The whole thing looked like one smooth choreographed move, from the time the player tossed the ball to him ‘til he gave the other one to the girl.

How do you get it to stop screaming “Speak Now!” at the loudest volume possible when you haven't requested anything?

Unfortunately the cancel on this new commenting system seems to publish your comment anyway, so you have to be careful to delete the text first. You'll end up with a blank post, but at least what you wrote is canceled.

On his Anderson Cooper interview he said, "I'm not going to fight this. At my age? Why would I want to fight this? What good would it do anyone?"

I'll take the comfort of the upgrade over worrying about extra gas.

Not silly at all. Way perceptive.

Yeah this is pretty bad, but it makes me think, you could do a "Gawker for Kids" or something like that. Obviously you'd need a separate set of editors, content, etc., but it could be big!

This is an excellent app, and I especially like that it only goes off if there's a really important story, so you're not being interrupted by it every 10 minutes.

Going backwards to DOS to complete a simple task?

They always seem to require you to order $10 more than you actually want. “Your order is $87.59. I'm sorry, our minimum order for delivery is $97.” That's an exaggeration, but not by much.

Um, Stefan Verstappen (“The Art of Urban Survival”) just concluded that most successful people are psychopaths, way more than we could ever have imagined.

Just sit at your fucking desk and don't be a douchebag. If you can't handle that then don't get a job that requires working at a desk. Enough with all this yoga, ball, standing, reclining B.S. This is work, not a daycare center.