Grow up, Brandon.  

Perhaps...dragons could have gills.  There's been nothing to suggest that they're not amphibious.

Lifts in his boots.  

So in this paradigm Bran is the United States of America. *strokes imaginary chin whiskers* I see.

Brilliant.

But how did the flash fried mushrooms taste?  😘

She does have a cousin...

Meth and cocaine.  

Bird fetuses? Do you really spend the extra money for fertile eggs? The sole difference between a dozen fertile and a dozen regular eggs is 12 sperm. It’s not worth $2 for a difference that makes no difference in taste, but YMMV. Plus is it worth the trouble to get to the farm for the fertile eggs? How much is the…

So you’ve never been injured by a defective product?  Lucky you.

That thing from Williams Sonoma never worked worth shit.

You’d better grow those tomatoes and garlic from inherited heirloom seeds or you will be shunned by all.

I use my grandmother’s cast iron frying pan. It’s over a century old and well-seasoned. As long as I oil it lightly and heat it dry after washing, nothing ever sticks to its surface.  It's fantastic!  

Check out the cholesterol difference.  

Some of us take medications that are contraindicated with alcohol. Antidepressants, blood pressure medications, ulcer drugs, pain meds, sleep aids, there are many more.

It's just a sandwich.

Why a replacement for beef? Why not a tasty new sandwich option?

Is there an ingredient list somewhere? I’d love to try it but I have a food allergy.

Lemon juice is citric acid.

The routine’s in the film UP IN SMOKE. It can be streamed on Hulu and the scene is on YouTube.